“You want
her to have a Ph.D, nice ass, and flat stomach, be a chef, porn star and your
nurse…But YOU can’t change a lightbulb, car oil, or a flat tire, your hairline
is receding and you can’t fight. Humble
yourself. You can’t ask for the complete
package if you’re an empty envelope.” - @DerrickJaxn
Just read
that on Instagram, I thought that was pretty funny. As far as what I want, well my lady does not
need a Ph.D, but a nice ass, flat stomach, being a chef and my own private porn
star are all definitely requirements
of the list! LOL
But can I change a light bulb? Yes. Can I change the car oil? No, but I can pay
somebody else to do it. Can I change a
flat tire? On a car, no, on a bike,
yes! And oh yeah, I can oil up the chain
on the bike too! Luckily my hairline is
not receding, and yes I can definitely fight.
I’ve told my lady from the very beginning, I
need a woman to match me. If I’m in
shape, she better be in shape. If I eat
healthy, she better eat healthy. If I
stay away from drugs and alcohol, she better stay away from drugs and alcohol. If I live the bicycle lifestyle, she better
live the bicycle lifestyle. If I am
frugal, she better be frugal. If I live
the simple life, she better live the simple life.
The expectations I have for my lady is that
she better match me. So the more I
develop myself, the more I expect out of my lady, that’s only fair. I will never expect her to live up to the
expectations of which I cannot live up to myself.
