In a world full of blinded people, an awakened individual may
appear to be crazy. In a world full of
alcoholics, the sober person may appear to be crazy. In a world full of drug addicts, the healthy
man may appear to be crazy. In a world
full of obese individuals, the thin person is hated. If everybody believes in Santa Claus but you
are the only one that does not, you will appear to be crazy. When everybody is afraid of death but you are
the only one that is not, you will appear to be crazy. When everybody is a slave to the ego but you
are the only one who is the master of the ego, you will appear to be
crazy. Lao-tzu saids that the Tao would
not be the Tao if it was not laughed at.
Speaking of laughter, but on a totally different (yet perhaps related) subject... I had known for a while now that male rattlesnakes have what are called hemipenes... two penises. The other day, I picked one up who had been injured such that his were hanging out the side of his body, and had turned black, and stunk. The snake was in bad shape. I called a friend of mine who is a retired veterinarian, and we did a surgery on the animal, but it still died about six hours later. Any case... what I did not know, but learned in doing a bit of research last night, is that the hemipenes is used in an interesting way. When having sex with one female, the male snake will use one of his penises. The next female he mates with, he'll use the other one. The way I figure it, this is so that there is no protest from the female about whether he smells like another woman, or may have a STD, or this kind of thing. It sounds funny, but I think it's a real possibility. If a female's body senses he'd been with another woman, her reaction could be such that she'd reject his sperm. Conjecture, I know. But why else have two penises, and use them separately when with different females? So the moral of the story (and this is where we're supposed to laugh) is that the guy who wants to have more than one wife perhaps needs to grow a second dick. Lol!
ReplyDeleteLOL, either that or just take a shower!
DeleteP.S. I will be dining on this dead rattlesnake in the future. Look forward to that video
ReplyDeleteI definitely will be on the look out for that one. And that fits the title exactly, that's CRAZY!
DeleteLol. That's definitely CRAZY!
DeleteInteresting topic, personaly, i prefer being looked at as crazy/weird/special than just be another clone/robot/battery. And Ryan, please just cook the snake and not his dual cocks!lol
ReplyDeleteLol... the cocks went out with the guts, believe that
Deletelol, of course!!
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