Thursday, July 11, 2013

Gold Diggers


GOLD DIGGERS

(BEWARE, THIS IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL)
(IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER)

Weddings are a fucking JOKE
How the fuck you call this love when the bitch is trying to make you go BROKE?
$50,000 for a wedding ring, shit you damn near paying for every STROKE
You think you the shit cause you got a BITCH
That hoe wouldn’t be with you if you wasn’t RICH
You might as well pay for a few PROTITUTES
The females don’t want you, they want your LOOT
When the money runs low, you will get the BOOT
This shit ain’t love MOTHERFUCKA
The gold digging hoe played you for a SUCKA
You paid $50,000 for a RING
So this bitch can tickle your THING
A real man can get what you got without even having to take his lady out to Burger KING
Don’t you see, this female’s got you by the STRING
She’s makein a fortune just teasing your little DING A LING
No different than the stripper at the CLUB
Only difference is you really think she’s in LOVE
Gold diggers know how to play the GAME
They will chase after you when you get the FAME
You think Tiger Woods would be bangin all those chicks if he didn’t have a NAME?
These females are in love with the MONEY
That’s why Hugh Heftner is fuckin all these playboy BUNNIES
An 80 year old dude banging all these hot chicks, ain’t that shit FUNNY?
That’s one thing that’s nice about being POOR
If you got a female that loves you, you know that’s real for SHORE. 

2 comments:

  1. I especially like the last two lines of your verse 'That's one thing about being POOR, If you got a female that loves you, you know that's real for Shore'. I've been broke a long ass time and i ain't been in a relationship for years and i know that money is a major factor. If i get to be in a relationship while i'm still broke, i'll know she really loves me for who i am.

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    1. Yep. It means that she still see potential in you. Shi Zu really did a good on writing this poem. It is something I want to be able to do.

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